[Scrad says. Neither of them are laughing, but Scrad isn't being sarcastic either, so it's possible they do actually think that's funny and are just, you know, from space. They might also just be confused, since they come from the dark days of 2002, when Brooklyn had no Ikea at all, and we had to drive to New Jersey for particle board and meatballs. And yet, even today, they want to charge me $100 to ship a short Billy to the UES. What the hell, Ikea? What the even hell. But I digress.
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[Scrad says. Neither of them are laughing, but Scrad isn't being sarcastic either, so it's possible they do actually think that's funny and are just, you know, from space. They might also just be confused, since they come from the dark days of 2002, when Brooklyn had no Ikea at all, and we had to drive to New Jersey for particle board and meatballs. And yet, even today, they want to charge me $100 to ship a short Billy to the UES. What the hell, Ikea? What the even hell. But I digress.
Charlie asks:]
No. Seriously.