«We've got a little bit of everything. Can't really pinpoint it. Some people are assholes and some of them you would save the world for. We're a pretty easy going population- most of us just mind our own business until we get scared or angry.»

[When this flood is over, he'll be surprised at how positive his notions of humanity were for a while. Maybe because he didn't want his coworkers to set the standard.]

«You might wanna look and see if you have something to cover part of that neck up. It looks like one of our [various sexual organ comparison goes here.]»