We should get you up out of the hallway. It's cold on that floor and some people might be nasty to you if they think you're helpless.

C'n I ask you a question? Are you two people with one body or one person with two heads? Also have you ever seen anyone with one head before because you look like you haven't? Are you from another planet? What's it like? Oo, careful, you might give yourselves a belly-ache.

Have you ever had eggs? Francis taught me to scramble them and the chicken keeps pooing out more. Oh, and is that robe comfortable? Seems like you'd trip over it.

[Wait, that was like six questions. Oh well.]