Oh, don't worry, don't worry! I know all about being addled, I was dottier than a leopard before that last Upgrade. Everything will be just fine. Except for the poor blonde girl. Also poor Arthur's lost his head and the other one's got a knock on his.

Oo, and watch out, the witch has gone mad and another one's close behind her. There's Mike's Hard in my fridge, key's under the mat and the chickens are fed. We should set you up a LAN party once I get back.