twoheadsofcabbage: (Heeeeeeere's Charlie!)
Scrad/Charlie ([personal profile] twoheadsofcabbage) wrote2012-03-19 07:21 pm

The One With The Ex-Parrot: Video

[Scrad sits on the zebra-print futon in his puke avocado green room. He has a small television set on his lap, which his arms are wrapped around protectively. He looks shell-shocked. Charlie, who is hovering behind him, looks livid.]

Y'know, normally we're all for pirate simulations? But turning half a guy into a parrot is not cool.

[Scrad agrees:]

Hnnngh.

[...because he's obsessively stroking his own tongue. Charlie twists around until he's facing his bodymate.]

Snap outta it!
maybebatman: (worried/disturbed/nudist invasion)

[personal profile] maybebatman 2012-03-20 01:42 am (UTC)(link)
[ Give him a moment, please. ]

That's... uh. That's Charlie.
huge_egomd: (can't watch)

[Video]

[personal profile] huge_egomd 2012-03-20 01:44 am (UTC)(link)
[Yep, this is all you're seeing: the image of House's shocked expression. And possibly trying to hide his cane.]
maybebatman: (hedgehogfais)

[personal profile] maybebatman 2012-03-20 02:01 am (UTC)(link)
[ Boyd is doing his best not to wince at this acrobatic neck display. It probably wouldn't be very polite. ]

Your ex-captain. I can't look that different without the hat.

[ C'mon, he's still a one-headed dude and everything, man. ]
Edited 2012-03-20 02:04 (UTC)
huge_egomd: (excuse me?)

[Video]

[personal profile] huge_egomd 2012-03-20 02:14 am (UTC)(link)
Not unless you've got some brain bleach handy.
flashy_magic: (Default)

[personal profile] flashy_magic 2012-03-20 02:30 am (UTC)(link)
I was turned into a parrot once. I actually had a bit of fun with that.
huge_egomd: (puzzled)

[Video]

[personal profile] huge_egomd 2012-03-20 02:31 am (UTC)(link)
[Sounds like a good guy to know. Especially around here.]

Either I'm wronger than I've ever been [He's sure he isn't.] or we shared a drink. In the case of you and the parrot, literally.
maybebatman: (eyebrow of opportunism)

[personal profile] maybebatman 2012-03-20 02:36 am (UTC)(link)
[ Hey, just because other people are racist against two-headed weirdos doesn't mean Boyd has to be. ]

I can see that.

You know, my pirate self rather admired the sacred man-and-parrot bond you two shared; I just never imagined it'd take quite so literal a form.
flashy_magic: (Listening)

[personal profile] flashy_magic 2012-03-20 02:53 am (UTC)(link)
No, that part actually does sound unpleasant. And possibly painful.
huge_egomd: (ftlog)

[Video]

[personal profile] huge_egomd 2012-03-20 03:03 am (UTC)(link)
And everything would include a fondness for cane sex? 'Cause one of you was hot for my walking stick.
huge_egomd: (line fais)

[Video]

[personal profile] huge_egomd 2012-03-20 03:47 am (UTC)(link)
A pervy parrot. Not that I'm judging or anything.

[He's not. He's too busy trying to figure out how Charlie's musculoskeletal system is put together. He'll get to judging in a minute.]
most_feared: Please don't use.    Screencaps @ http://screencap-me.livejournal.com/90245.html and http://screencap-me.livejournal.com (k - ominous questioning)

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[personal profile] most_feared 2012-03-20 04:15 am (UTC)(link)
Are you alright?

[Weird question. Just go with it.]
huge_egomd: (relaxed)

[Video]

[personal profile] huge_egomd 2012-03-20 04:17 am (UTC)(link)
[He can't really argue that point--both birds and pirates are attracted to shiny things. As a temporary pirate, he himself was attracted to shininess, among other qualities.]

I take it from the vehemence of your protests that you're not attracted to shiny things in your 'normal' form?
most_feared: Please don't use.    Screencaps @ http://screencap-me.livejournal.com/90245.html and http://screencap-me.livejournal.com (k - eyebrow raise)

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[personal profile] most_feared 2012-03-20 04:46 am (UTC)(link)
Don't worry. We always come back from that shit.

[There's only been one breach that he couldn't take, and that's the one that put him in a post office in suburbia again.]

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