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twoheadsofcabbage) wrote2012-03-19 07:21 pm
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The One With The Ex-Parrot: Video
[Scrad sits on the zebra-print futon in his puke avocado green room. He has a small television set on his lap, which his arms are wrapped around protectively. He looks shell-shocked. Charlie, who is hovering behind him, looks livid.]
Y'know, normally we're all for pirate simulations? But turning half a guy into a parrot is not cool.
[Scrad agrees:]
Hnnngh.
[...because he's obsessively stroking his own tongue. Charlie twists around until he's facing his bodymate.]
Snap outta it!
Y'know, normally we're all for pirate simulations? But turning half a guy into a parrot is not cool.
[Scrad agrees:]
Hnnngh.
[...because he's obsessively stroking his own tongue. Charlie twists around until he's facing his bodymate.]
Snap outta it!
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That's... uh. That's Charlie.
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Who wants to know?
[Scrad pauses in mid-tongue inspection and raises a curious eyebrow as well.]
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Your ex-captain. I can't look that different without the hat.
[ C'mon, he's still a one-headed dude and everything, man. ]
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Ohhhhhh. Right. Yeah, he's him.
[Charlie echoes:]
We're us. Not a bird.
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I can see that.
You know, my pirate self rather admired the sacred man-and-parrot bond you two shared; I just never imagined it'd take quite so literal a form.
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Sacred?
[Scrad clarifies:]
Most Earthlings don't.
[Charlie adds:]
Although we have met some human chicks who were into it.
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[ Actually, no. Some things fall firmly under Don't Ask, Don't Tell. ]
Never mind, I get the picture.
You boys doing alright? Aside from the psychological damage associated with turning into a parrot and his companion, that is.
[ Boyd isn't quite out of the captainly mindset yet. ]
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Can we help you?
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For what?
[Because they might know a guy.]
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Either I'm wronger than I've ever been [He's sure he isn't.] or we shared a drink. In the case of you and the parrot, literally.
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I dunno if you noticed, but we share everything, so.
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[Video] 1/2 Scrad. Experimenting on you, sorry.
[Video] 2/2 Charlie
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Did they chop you in half first too?
[Because that part does put a damper on the fun.]
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Exactly. And no kind of pain is our idea of a good time.
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[Charlie decides this calls for an added:]
You come here often?
[Scrad ignores his other half's attempt at humor.]
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[Weird question. Just go with it.]
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Chuck NorrisK. And they don't know what your game is... But you did ask, and they aren't above complaining to anybody.]Do we look alright?
[Scrad is still clutching a television set like a security blanket.]
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[There's only been one breach that he couldn't take, and that's the one that put him in a post office in suburbia again.]
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Oh. Okay. How about you say that to our faces after you get separated from half of your mental functions and most used body parts?
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What?
[Charlie's eyes narrow.]
Why?
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