The One With The Ex-Parrot: Video

[twoheadsofcabbage]

[Scrad sits on the zebra-print futon in his puke avocado green room. He has a small television set on his lap, which his arms are wrapped around protectively. He looks shell-shocked. Charlie, who is hovering behind him, looks livid.]

Y'know, normally we're all for pirate simulations? But turning half a guy into a parrot is not cool.

[Scrad agrees:]

Hnnngh.

[...because he's obsessively stroking his own tongue. Charlie twists around until he's facing his bodymate.]

Snap outta it!

Comments

[Private]

[most_feared]

Excuse me.

[And he gets up and turns off the comm, because he's going to looking for Scrad with every intention of grabbing him by Charlie and swing him right into a door.

It'll take about twenty minutes before he loses interest. But it'll happen.]

[Private]

[twoheadsofcabbage]

[Huh. That was unexpected. Charlie turns from cut comm to his brother from the same mother, and, incidentally, spinal column.]

Was it something we said?