The One With The Ex-Parrot: Video

[twoheadsofcabbage]

[Scrad sits on the zebra-print futon in his puke avocado green room. He has a small television set on his lap, which his arms are wrapped around protectively. He looks shell-shocked. Charlie, who is hovering behind him, looks livid.]

Y'know, normally we're all for pirate simulations? But turning half a guy into a parrot is not cool.

[Scrad agrees:]

Hnnngh.

[...because he's obsessively stroking his own tongue. Charlie twists around until he's facing his bodymate.]

Snap outta it!

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[Video]

[twoheadsofcabbage]

[They see what you did there. Scrad backs them up a little from the comm.]

You're a very sick man.

[That's not entirely an insult.]

[Video]

[huge_egomd]

[Good move, Scrad--you're smarter than you look.]

You have no idea. [That's definitely a note of pride in his voice. Hey, if you're going to be a jerk, might as well be good at it.]