The One With The Ex-Parrot: Video

[twoheadsofcabbage]

[Scrad sits on the zebra-print futon in his puke avocado green room. He has a small television set on his lap, which his arms are wrapped around protectively. He looks shell-shocked. Charlie, who is hovering behind him, looks livid.]

Y'know, normally we're all for pirate simulations? But turning half a guy into a parrot is not cool.

[Scrad agrees:]

Hnnngh.

[...because he's obsessively stroking his own tongue. Charlie twists around until he's facing his bodymate.]

Snap outta it!

Comments

[twoheadsofcabbage]

Just how often does that happen-

[And Charlie concludes:]

-exactly?

[flashy_magic]

About once a month or so.

[twoheadsofcabbage]

[Both of their faces fall.]

Crap.

[Scrad grimaces.]

What the hell, man?

[flashy_magic]

Welcome to the Barge.

[twoheadsofcabbage]

[They are not amused. Particularly Charlie.]

You've just been waiting to say that, haven't you?

[flashy_magic]

I kind of was, yeah.

[twoheadsofcabbage]

[Scrad nods.]

It is a good line.