The One With The Two Heads: Video
Mar. 7th, 2012 02:12 pm[There's a man on screen. A scruffy-looking man who's recently been in a fight. His lip is split and bleeding, and there's a chunk of hair missing from one side of his head. He stares into the camera with unfocused eyes. His jaw works silently for a moment. Eventually he slurs:]
Did anybody...catch the plate on that Arquillian cru-...
[His eyes roll back in his head and he drops like a ton of bricks. The communicator lands with a clatter, camera still focused on the man's face. And then another voice pipes up. It is, in fact, the same voice.]
Oh, you did not just pass out. Scrad? Scra-ad!
[No one named Scrad responds. The man on the floor remains still. His eyes are closed. His mouth has not moved. It continues not to move as his disembodied voice quips:]
Annnnnnnnnd the champ! Is! Down!
Did anybody...catch the plate on that Arquillian cru-...
[His eyes roll back in his head and he drops like a ton of bricks. The communicator lands with a clatter, camera still focused on the man's face. And then another voice pipes up. It is, in fact, the same voice.]
Oh, you did not just pass out. Scrad? Scra-ad!
[No one named Scrad responds. The man on the floor remains still. His eyes are closed. His mouth has not moved. It continues not to move as his disembodied voice quips:]
Annnnnnnnnd the champ! Is! Down!