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Scrad/Charlie ([personal profile] twoheadsofcabbage) wrote2012-03-07 02:12 pm

The One With The Two Heads: Video

[There's a man on screen. A scruffy-looking man who's recently been in a fight. His lip is split and bleeding, and there's a chunk of hair missing from one side of his head. He stares into the camera with unfocused eyes. His jaw works silently for a moment. Eventually he slurs:]

Did anybody...catch the plate on that Arquillian cru-...

[His eyes roll back in his head and he drops like a ton of bricks. The communicator lands with a clatter, camera still focused on the man's face. And then another voice pipes up. It is, in fact, the same voice.]

Oh, you did not just pass out. Scrad? Scra-ad!

[No one named Scrad responds. The man on the floor remains still. His eyes are closed. His mouth has not moved. It continues not to move as his disembodied voice quips:]

Annnnnnnnnd the champ! Is! Down!
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[personal profile] most_feared 2012-03-08 12:45 am (UTC)(link)
[Wait, that voice is familiar. Those two voices. Voices he's not heard about in a while.]

Charlie?

[Squiiiint. He'll take a shot in the dark here.] What room are you guys in?
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[personal profile] most_feared 2012-03-08 02:35 am (UTC)(link)
You're dead. You're on an interdimensional ship. It's for redemption. So on and so forth. That's a journal. You need to get to the infirmary.

[He pinches his nose. Aw, hell. Are they even gonna know what to do with this sort of anatomy. They're both used to aliens there. They'll figure it out.]

Which room are you in? Go open your door. Look outside of it. There should be a number.

[Kay, slow down. Neither one of these guys looks like they're in the best shape.]
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[personal profile] most_feared 2012-03-08 03:16 am (UTC)(link)
[Oh, Jesus at all the lineface. He puts his hand over his face and drops it out of frame.]

It's been years. Sarleena is dead. The Light is off of Earth.

And you are supposed to be dead. But you're not and you're here and you look like you need medical attention.

[He stares. Drums his fingers. Waits.]
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[personal profile] most_feared 2012-03-08 05:15 am (UTC)(link)
[He just stares at the two of them. Before just... canting his head at Charlie's side of his screen.]

Your nose is leakin'.

[Well hell, guys. If he needed information he'd just point a gun at you. Tricking is an awful lot of work.]
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[personal profile] most_feared 2012-03-08 12:24 pm (UTC)(link)
The bathroom's not there. Because you're dead.

[Because that's where bathrooms go when you die. You go to a hell without bathrooms.]

Let's try this again. Scrad, Charlie. You are on an interdimensional prison ship known as the Barge to be rehabilitated. You can not leave. You can not die again. You will be assigned a warden who will receive a copy of a file about your life to assist in your rehabilitation. If you are successfully rehabilitated, you will be returned to life, presumably somewhere far away from Earth [because he's still surprised he's here] away from the situation that caused your death.

Check the door and see what floor you're on. Infirmary's on the second.
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[personal profile] most_feared 2012-03-08 06:28 pm (UTC)(link)
We haven't. I'm taking some time off to work elsewhere.

[Oh hell no, he is not going to be mentioning that he has a significant other that he's here saving their planet for. Who will buy that information? Everyone. And he can't trust that somehow some communications failure will happen again and they'd have the opportunity.]

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[personal profile] timesbureaucrat 2012-03-08 04:49 am (UTC)(link)
[Oh look, someone from Kay's universe. Once both of him are conscious, Narvin will need to have a quiet chat, ask some questions... Because Narvin is nosy and Kay doesn't talk about himself or his past much. Narvin will take any scraps of information he can get.]
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[personal profile] timesbureaucrat 2012-03-08 05:24 am (UTC)(link)
[Narvin will enjoy picking out the bits of truth from the masses of lies, rumours, and exaggerations. Or, maybe not enjoy--Scrad and Charlie aren't exactly his first and second choice in drinking partners--but he'll obsessively do it anyway because gathering intel is important.]
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[personal profile] strangehistorian 2012-03-09 10:52 am (UTC)(link)
Ah! You'll need the infirmary, just a moment.
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[personal profile] can_has_vodka 2012-03-09 12:07 pm (UTC)(link)
What's the trouble, Chromie love--oooo. I see. Hullo! What's the room number?
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[personal profile] strangehistorian 2012-03-09 04:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, we aren't going to autopsy you - you're not dead! But you should get your face healed a little.
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[personal profile] can_has_vodka 2012-03-09 04:17 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm fairly sure that Bones would kill me if I brought him a live person to autopsy anyway....
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[personal profile] can_has_vodka 2012-03-10 05:13 pm (UTC)(link)
But...don't you want your wounds seen to?
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[personal profile] can_has_vodka 2012-03-11 07:24 am (UTC)(link)
All right, compromise. Can I bring you an ice pack and a cuppa chamomile tea?

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