[Because that's where bathrooms go when you die. You go to a hell without bathrooms.]
Let's try this again. Scrad, Charlie. You are on an interdimensional prison ship known as the Barge to be rehabilitated. You can not leave. You can not die again. You will be assigned a warden who will receive a copy of a file about your life to assist in your rehabilitation. If you are successfully rehabilitated, you will be returned to life, presumably somewhere far away from Earth [because he's still surprised he's here] away from the situation that caused your death.
Check the door and see what floor you're on. Infirmary's on the second.
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[Because that's where bathrooms go when you die. You go to a hell without bathrooms.]
Let's try this again. Scrad, Charlie. You are on an interdimensional prison ship known as the Barge to be rehabilitated. You can not leave. You can not die again. You will be assigned a warden who will receive a copy of a file about your life to assist in your rehabilitation. If you are successfully rehabilitated, you will be returned to life, presumably somewhere far away from Earth [because he's still surprised he's here] away from the situation that caused your death.
Check the door and see what floor you're on. Infirmary's on the second.