The One With The Two Heads: Video

[twoheadsofcabbage]

[There's a man on screen. A scruffy-looking man who's recently been in a fight. His lip is split and bleeding, and there's a chunk of hair missing from one side of his head. He stares into the camera with unfocused eyes. His jaw works silently for a moment. Eventually he slurs:]

Did anybody...catch the plate on that Arquillian cru-...

[His eyes roll back in his head and he drops like a ton of bricks. The communicator lands with a clatter, camera still focused on the man's face. And then another voice pipes up. It is, in fact, the same voice.]

Oh, you did not just pass out. Scrad? Scra-ad!

[No one named Scrad responds. The man on the floor remains still. His eyes are closed. His mouth has not moved. It continues not to move as his disembodied voice quips:]

Annnnnnnnnd the champ! Is! Down!

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[timesbureaucrat]

[Oh look, someone from Kay's universe. Once both of him are conscious, Narvin will need to have a quiet chat, ask some questions... Because Narvin is nosy and Kay doesn't talk about himself or his past much. Narvin will take any scraps of information he can get.]

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[twoheadsofcabbage]

[That may not go exactly as you are hoping, Narvin, as the entirety of their intel on K comes from 1) skimming his employee file, 2) watching him beat the crap out of a bunch of guys, and 3) rumors passed around the alien underground which may or may not be exaggeration to outright falsehoods (they've heard he once assaulted a Cephalopoid with another Cephalopoid). Also: it's gonna cost you a lot of beers.

Now, his partner: they could definitely tell you exactly how far J's spine bends.]

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[timesbureaucrat]

[Narvin will enjoy picking out the bits of truth from the masses of lies, rumours, and exaggerations. Or, maybe not enjoy--Scrad and Charlie aren't exactly his first and second choice in drinking partners--but he'll obsessively do it anyway because gathering intel is important.]

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[twoheadsofcabbage]

[This is a thing the three of you can agree on: intel is important. Because other beings will pay for it.]