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twoheadsofcabbage) wrote2012-06-13 02:33 pm
twoheadsofcabbage) wrote2012-06-13 02:33 pm
The One Without The Translator
[There's a two headed man recording himself in the third floor common room. The hair on both of his heads is a little longer than it normally is, and they are both clean-shaven. His smaller head looks less like it has been repeatedly punched in the face, but they still aren't completely identical.
They are wearing a toga.
It has been expertly folded and tucked around them, like fabric origami. They're also heavier, although it's hard to tell in the toga. The long neck stalk the smaller head is attached by is entirely uncovered, and the result is...a little phallic.
They both look confused. They turn to each other. The larger head turns back to the camera and says:]
&##*^))i>%*~?
[Which roughly means something like 'Greetings. What in the fuck?', but you can also use your imagination.]
They are wearing a toga.
It has been expertly folded and tucked around them, like fabric origami. They're also heavier, although it's hard to tell in the toga. The long neck stalk the smaller head is attached by is entirely uncovered, and the result is...a little phallic.
They both look confused. They turn to each other. The larger head turns back to the camera and says:]
&##*^))i>%*~?
[Which roughly means something like 'Greetings. What in the fuck?', but you can also use your imagination.]
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But this conversation is totally beyond them, and Scrad simply repeats:]
Me.
[He rolls the word around in his mouth a little bit.]
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That's deep. [He sort of waits for one of the heads to expand on the 'me' idea. When neither does, he moves on to more pressing concerns.] So, you got any munchies?
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What are?
[The smaller head asks.]
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Then again, neither is he.]
What are munchies? It's food, dude...s. You know--nachos or popcorn or brownies.
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Food. No.
[Says the larger head. Where would they keep it? Togas don't have pockets. And they don't yet know the true meaning of nachos.]
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Bummer. I could really go for some nachos right now. And guacamole would be awesome.
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Na...cho...s...
[At the same time, the smaller head says:]
Gu...ac...mol...
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Yes. Nachos. Guacamole. Twinkies even. All excellent Earth foods.
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They've never found food particularly interesting before (to the embarrassment of the rest of their family), but they can't help but wonder about these mysterious 'Twinkies'; what sort of creature they come from.]
You are from?
[Should-be Charlie asks.]
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New Jersey. Where are you from?
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[Which means a planet in the vicinity of Betelgeuse. The star, not the Tim Burton movie .]
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