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twoheadsofcabbage) wrote2012-06-13 02:33 pm
twoheadsofcabbage) wrote2012-06-13 02:33 pm
The One Without The Translator
[There's a two headed man recording himself in the third floor common room. The hair on both of his heads is a little longer than it normally is, and they are both clean-shaven. His smaller head looks less like it has been repeatedly punched in the face, but they still aren't completely identical.
They are wearing a toga.
It has been expertly folded and tucked around them, like fabric origami. They're also heavier, although it's hard to tell in the toga. The long neck stalk the smaller head is attached by is entirely uncovered, and the result is...a little phallic.
They both look confused. They turn to each other. The larger head turns back to the camera and says:]
&##*^))i>%*~?
[Which roughly means something like 'Greetings. What in the fuck?', but you can also use your imagination.]
They are wearing a toga.
It has been expertly folded and tucked around them, like fabric origami. They're also heavier, although it's hard to tell in the toga. The long neck stalk the smaller head is attached by is entirely uncovered, and the result is...a little phallic.
They both look confused. They turn to each other. The larger head turns back to the camera and says:]
&##*^))i>%*~?
[Which roughly means something like 'Greetings. What in the fuck?', but you can also use your imagination.]
Video;
Video;
[Says Scrad's larger head, who along with his smaller head now thinks her name is 'Yeahiam'.]
Video;
Re: Video;
This language is terrible.
Video;
Video;
You...said kidding...
[Scrad says.]
Video;
Re: Video;
[Asks Charlie, whose voice and speech patterns are identical to Scrad's.]
Re: Video;
Video;
[Says Scrad.]
Why do you ask?
[No, seriously: why?]
Video; (Oops)
Video;
[Asks Charlie-Scrad.]
Video;
Video;
H...mmm?
Video;
Re: Video;
What?
[The larger head asks their toes.]
Re: Video;
Re: Video;
[The smaller head asks, although the still won't look at her. And part of it is because it's slightly mortifying that she can apparently tell that they are completely miserable.]
Re: Video;
Re: Video;
No.
[Scrad admits.]
Re: Video;
Video;
[They don't even know what a pub is.]
Video;
Video;
Re: Video;
Video;
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