twoheadsofcabbage: (I'll use my sexuality as a weapon.)
Scrad/Charlie ([personal profile] twoheadsofcabbage) wrote2012-06-29 07:46 pm
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The One With More Information Than You Required.

[Scrad and Charlie are lounging in a pile of pillows and people. They are looking shirtless, surprisingly well-built, and very pleased with themselves.]

Beach.

[Scrad says.]

Space-babes.

[Charlie says. The pile of space-babes waves and makes kissy faces. There are five of them. One of them is a dude. This does not preclude him from being a babe. Scrad asks:]

What was the problem again?

[And they cut the feed.

...

...

...some time later, Charlie appears alone on screen:]

Uh. We got a problem here.
flashy_magic: (Bwa?/Kicked Puppy)

[personal profile] flashy_magic 2012-06-30 01:28 am (UTC)(link)
What's wrong?
flashy_magic: (Explaining)

[personal profile] flashy_magic 2012-06-30 01:45 am (UTC)(link)
Well...are you sure it's legally binding? Do they even know? Maybe when they wake up, you can file for divorce or whatever if you did get legally married. And if it's a ceremony without the documents, it doesn't count.
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[personal profile] flashy_magic 2012-06-30 01:51 am (UTC)(link)
Okay, I doubt they want this any more than you guys do. Just wait until they wake up and sort this out. They probably know more how this kind of thing works, since they're from this universe.
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[personal profile] flashy_magic 2012-06-30 01:57 am (UTC)(link)
It means they were drunk, too, and probably don't want to be married to a guy that's leaving in a few days and not coming back. I mean, they'll have a great time while you're here, but what then? They'll just be left with the paperwork loose end of being married to a guy who they can't find.
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[personal profile] flashy_magic 2012-06-30 02:06 am (UTC)(link)
Maybe, but anyway, I'm sure you guys can all sort it out together once everyone's awake. If you don't need anything else, I'm going back to what I was doing. Which is remarkably similar to what you were doing, only with fewer new rings.
flashy_magic: (Bwa?/Kicked Puppy)

[personal profile] flashy_magic 2012-06-30 02:17 am (UTC)(link)
Well, what more advice can I give when you haven't even figured out which ones you're married to? Work that out, fix the mistake, move on.
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[personal profile] flashy_magic 2012-06-30 02:22 am (UTC)(link)
I'm magical, but not that magical. Don't worry, I'm sure you'll do fine.
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[personal profile] flashy_magic 2012-06-30 02:26 am (UTC)(link)
You...need a confidence boost. I don't know that because it isn't true. You can be brilliant if you want to be, just look at how well you learn foreign languages. Just take a deep breath, relax, and go forward knowing that you can do this. Hey, all those space babes want you, right? Obviously you're doing something right.
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[personal profile] flashy_magic 2012-06-30 02:48 am (UTC)(link)
Hey, now. It wasn't just him. You both got drunk and got married to four people together. Just wait until they wake up, figure out which ones you married, and get divorced.
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[personal profile] flashy_magic 2012-06-30 02:57 am (UTC)(link)
Right. So you'll both work together on fixing this.
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[personal profile] flashy_magic 2012-06-30 03:05 am (UTC)(link)
...because you made it?
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[personal profile] flashy_magic 2012-06-30 03:15 am (UTC)(link)
Nuh-uh. You both did, either of you could have kept it from happening, and neither did. That's why you have to work together on this.
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[personal profile] flashy_magic 2012-06-30 11:36 am (UTC)(link)
Well, you'll still have a chance to have a wedding go down the way you want it to someday. And you'll be able to remember it and everything.
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[personal profile] flashy_magic 2012-07-01 01:24 am (UTC)(link)
And when that happens, I'll do what I'm telling you to do now. Wait until they wake up, and file a divorce.
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[personal profile] flashy_magic 2012-07-02 03:34 am (UTC)(link)
Then there'd be the chance that legal paperwork would be filed here saying those four women were married to you, and we won't know what that means legally here since we're not from this place, and it wouldn't be fair to punish women for sleeping with you, now would it?
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[personal profile] flashy_magic 2012-07-02 04:06 am (UTC)(link)
And aside from choice of nouns, that makes no difference to what I just said.
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[personal profile] flashy_magic 2012-07-02 04:11 am (UTC)(link)
It's not, but life's unfair because that's the way it is. You can choose to be fair. That's the difference.
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[personal profile] flashy_magic 2012-07-03 01:33 am (UTC)(link)
Sure there is. You run into those babes again somehow, there's a better chance you'll get to sleep with them again. People on the Barge who know what you were up to will be more likely to put in a good word for you when you try to get laid at future ports. That sort of thing.
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[personal profile] flashy_magic 2012-07-03 07:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Good!