The One With The Questions [Video]

[twoheadsofcabbage]

[The camera is mainly focused on Charlie, although Scrad is visible in the background. They've been laying low and re-bonding since their recent beheading, but things in Idiotville seem to be back to almost but not quite Earth-normal. Charlie says:]

Here's the deal: bar-quiz night. Teams. Trivia. Drinking. Hot wings. Make it happen.

P.S.: we're winning.

P.P.S.: Dibs on the team name "Napoleon Bonerparty".

[Scrad snickers and repeats "Bonerparty". As you do.]

Comments

[twoheadsofcabbage]

That anything is better than nothing?

[Scrad repeats. Charlie smirks:]

Nah, we got that.

[yeahscience]

'Cause it seems like, you know, getting what you actually wanted is probably better than a freaking pinata.

[twoheadsofcabbage]

Huh?

[Scrad asks. Charlie says:]

We wanted Pringles: we got Pringles. And we got to rip the heads off of ponies, which is a bonus.

[But they don't get it.]

[yeahscience]

...Yeah, okay, man. Me...n. Whatever.

[twoheadsofcabbage]

Scrad.

[Says Scrad.]

Charlie.

[Says Charlie.]

Semantics.

[Says Scrad.]

Jello shots.

[Says Charlie. Scrad doesn't seem to know what to think of that comment.]

[yeahscience]

...Jesse. Pinkman.

[twoheadsofcabbage]

So what brings you and your Funyuns here?

[Charlie asks.]

[yeahscience]

Uh, you know. The usual. Wardening.

[twoheadsofcabbage]

Oh yeah? So what're you getting out of it?

[Scrad asks a little petulantly.]

[yeahscience]

What's anyone? Made a deal.

[twoheadsofcabbage]

Yeah, but: for what?

[Scrad asks.]

[yeahscience]

For something I want.

[twoheadsofcabbage]

[Charlie snorts and rolls his eyes.]

Yeah. No shit.

[yeahscience]

Take it or leave it, dumbasses, that's all you're getting.

[twoheadsofcabbage]

Take or leave what?

[Scrad asks. Charlie says:]

What, is it, like, for a billion dollars or something? Because no shame, man. We'd get behind that.

[yeahscience]

It's a big fat none of your business, okay?

[twoheadsofcabbage]

Okay, okay. We were just curious.

[Scrad says placatingly.]

[yeahscience]

It's a good deal. That's all you need to know. Pretend it's whatever you want it to be.

[twoheadsofcabbage]

Now all I can think of is 'more Funyuns'.

[Charlie stage whispers.]

[yeahscience]

Sure. Fine. Let's go with that.