twoheadsofcabbage: (Heeeeeeere's Charlie!)
Scrad/Charlie ([personal profile] twoheadsofcabbage) wrote2012-08-02 08:31 pm

The One With The Sparkle [Video]

[Just Charlie on screen, but from the slump of Scrad's shoulder behind him, you'd be right in assuming his larger half was asleep. Charlie shakes like a dog, and a shower of glitter rains down briefly from his hair.]

This stuff is gonna be freakin' everywhere for freakin' ever.

[He spits some glitter out of his mouth, then continues.]

New deal: from now on, we go a week without getting turned into something stupid? We will do whatever.

[But not unless someone holds them to it.]
buywithme: (Something is not right with the world...)

[personal profile] buywithme 2012-08-03 01:03 am (UTC)(link)
[Oh oh oh it's glitter! And apparently a love of glitter is a unifying force between Prefect and his breach self, because he's just going to watch you shake it out of your majestic mane for a few seconds.

Wait.

Mane.

Oh. Oh awkward.]

Uh... If it makes you feel any better about this, Comrade, I thought you were a very impressive unicorn at the time.
buywithme: (could it be I am a bad person?)

[personal profile] buywithme 2012-08-03 01:35 am (UTC)(link)
It's not an unreasonable thing to want, Comrade. That was... an extremely troubling breach, all in all.

[The purloined nipples... so terrible.]

I would have thought of you as being majestic, but I might have been biased by your frequent rearing up.
buywithme: (Pouting)

[personal profile] buywithme 2012-08-03 01:51 am (UTC)(link)
I just... the person who I turned into bought some body parts from people, and they were still in my room when everything changed back.

[Ah, the sexually inactive, skulking around, full of frustration and low self esteem! Truly the most tantalizing of students.]

I thought that was how you made the rainbows? But I don't know, horses do it on films and advertisements a lot?
buywithme: (Could it be I am a bad person?)

[personal profile] buywithme 2012-08-03 02:36 am (UTC)(link)
But they were internal organs! Imagine if you woke up, and my liver was just sitting on your dressing table, Comrade. Would you be happy to have my liver?

[Pinata sounds like a pretty good thing to have acquired! Unless it was a live pinata with organs and intestines inside it, it sounds far better than a human heart...]

It was good. I liked the glitter and the rainbows. It all seemed like the way a unicorn should be.
buywithme: (I will undress you too)

[personal profile] buywithme 2012-08-03 03:17 am (UTC)(link)
So you'd be happy if it was my kidney? Or kidneys? What would you even do with them here?

[Prefect switches from his expression of horror to his expression of approval without missing a beat. Kidneys = Bad. Unicorn = Good.]

You were! You were very acrobatic, for a creature with such dainty hooves!
buywithme: (Puppy dog eyes)

[personal profile] buywithme 2012-08-03 03:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Well. Buying things is important. Normally I'm a great believer in retail therapy but I don't find this very therapeutic...

[But oh hey! Pink Converse All-Stars! Those are some pretty nice shoes on their giant feet. Prefect is going to resist the urge to comment on this.]


That's--

[Actually, that's another interesting thing.]

Can you control your body, even when he's asleep? That's really interesting, Comrade...
buywithme: (Ooooooooh!)

[personal profile] buywithme 2012-08-03 04:04 pm (UTC)(link)
I think one internal organ was enough for me.

[Man, that is just fascinating in it's implications.]

So you could just go down to the kitchen, and make yourself a sandwich, and then come back to your room and eat it, all while he's still asleep?
maxwells_demon: (Smile > Hard ball)

[personal profile] maxwells_demon 2012-08-03 05:44 pm (UTC)(link)
I dunno, I'd take glitter over being a horny pony.
Edited 2012-08-03 17:44 (UTC)
maxwells_demon: (sure!)

[personal profile] maxwells_demon 2012-08-04 03:19 am (UTC)(link)
Unicorns have horns, you had two heads.

So you were horny?