Scrad/Charlie (
twoheadsofcabbage) wrote2012-08-02 08:31 pm
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The One With The Sparkle [Video]
[Just Charlie on screen, but from the slump of Scrad's shoulder behind him, you'd be right in assuming his larger half was asleep. Charlie shakes like a dog, and a shower of glitter rains down briefly from his hair.]
This stuff is gonna be freakin' everywhere for freakin' ever.
[He spits some glitter out of his mouth, then continues.]
New deal: from now on, we go a week without getting turned into something stupid? We will do whatever.
[But not unless someone holds them to it.]
This stuff is gonna be freakin' everywhere for freakin' ever.
[He spits some glitter out of his mouth, then continues.]
New deal: from now on, we go a week without getting turned into something stupid? We will do whatever.
[But not unless someone holds them to it.]
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Wait.
Mane.
Oh. Oh awkward.]
Uh... If it makes you feel any better about this, Comrade, I thought you were a very impressive unicorn at the time.
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All we're askin' is to stay shitty us. Would that be so hard?
...But thank you. I mean: we were pretty.
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[The purloined nipples... so terrible.]
I would have thought of you as being majestic, but I might have been biased by your frequent rearing up.
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[Everybody deserves nipples. Also, they were too busy stalking the sexually inactive to peruse the network.]
Yeah, what was up with that? Is it just a horse thing? It's like a lotta effort for no reason.
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[Ah, the sexually inactive, skulking around, full of frustration and low self esteem! Truly the most tantalizing of students.]
I thought that was how you made the rainbows? But I don't know, horses do it on films and advertisements a lot?
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[You're lucky: they never seem to get to keep the stuff they acquire that doesn't come in pinata form.]
The rainbows kinda just happened. Alla that stuff did. Like I don't remember doing it, or thinking I oughta, but I guess we did, huh?
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[Pinata sounds like a pretty good thing to have acquired! Unless it was a live pinata with organs and intestines inside it, it sounds far better than a human heart...]
It was good. I liked the glitter and the rainbows. It all seemed like the way a unicorn should be.
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[Price it out, Prefect. Charlie actually looks a little embarrassed, but flattered.]
We were pretty good at it.
[They don't normally consider themselves good at anything. Of course, they have no other unicorns to measure themselves against.]
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[Prefect switches from his expression of horror to his expression of approval without missing a beat. Kidneys = Bad. Unicorn = Good.]
You were! You were very acrobatic, for a creature with such dainty hooves!
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[IRONY. They don't really have it on their planet.]
Which is weird, right, 'cause we got pretty big feet.
[One of their feet obediently finds its way into frame. They're wearing their pink Converse All-Stars today. Once Charlie is done showing it off, his foot drops limply back down like a sack of potatoes.]
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[But oh hey! Pink Converse All-Stars! Those are some pretty nice shoes on their giant feet. Prefect is going to resist the urge to comment on this.]
That's--
[Actually, that's another interesting thing.]
Can you control your body, even when he's asleep? That's really interesting, Comrade...
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[Charlie suggests.]
'course I can. It's my body too. And he sleeps like the dead.
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[Man, that is just fascinating in it's implications.]
So you could just go down to the kitchen, and make yourself a sandwich, and then come back to your room and eat it, all while he's still asleep?
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[Charlie hars.]
...I don't get it.
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So you were horny?
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[Charlie tips the camera to show the sleeping Scrad.]
And we're always...never mind.