Look, I dunno why I'd buy it in the first place, but if I did: I did. Like you said: you got two.

[IRONY. They don't really have it on their planet.]

Which is weird, right, 'cause we got pretty big feet.

[One of their feet obediently finds its way into frame. They're wearing their pink Converse All-Stars today. Once Charlie is done showing it off, his foot drops limply back down like a sack of potatoes.]