The One With No Good-Byes [Video]

[twoheadsofcabbage]

[The boys are standing in front of a Barge-normal door. You know what that means kids...]

Our warden flew the coop.

[Scrad announces flatly. Charlie sarcastically adds:]

Big surprise.

[Actually, it is. They liked Drake; thought he was an okay guy. Trusted him, kinda. Almost. This hurts.

Don't expect them to admit that, though.]

Comments

[ichoosefight]

What does any of that have to do with anything?

[twoheadsofcabbage]

With us going outside in the sun? Uhhh...

[Says Scrad, who can't seem to vocalize why they would have obvious issues.]

[ichoosefight]

Still waiting here.

[twoheadsofcabbage]

I...have a second head...growing out of my back?

[Scrad pronounces, slowly. Charlie admits:]

It's all true.

[ichoosefight]

And he doesn't need vitamin D?

[twoheadsofcabbage]

No, I need humans not running and screaming. They kick you off the planet for that shit.

[Charlie says.]

[ichoosefight]

You should try rooftops. There's hardly anyone on rooftops during the day.

[twoheadsofcabbage]

There's a reason for that.

[Charlie points out.]

[ichoosefight]

What is it where you're from? Where I'm from it's because you know Batman could be watching you.

I mean he is anyway, he has eyes everywhere, but the roofs are sorta vigilante turf.

[twoheadsofcabbage]

Okay. Where we're from: no roof access; alarm will sound.

[Scrad says. Charlie adds:]

Plus, roofs are boring.

[ichoosefight]

Fire escapes are wonderful things. Don't you ever just read?

[twoheadsofcabbage]

[They both look horrified.]

No. Nooooooooo. No.

[They say, in various harmonies.]

[ichoosefight]

Is that a no on the fire escapes, or the reading?

[twoheadsofcabbage]

Seriously?

[Charlie wants to know.]

[ichoosefight]

You two are a total mystery to me.

[twoheadsofcabbage]

We get that a lot.

[Scrad says.]