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The One With The Hostage Situation: Video

[For once, they are not broadcasting from inside the last rent controlled apartment in Manhattan: they are in Prefect's quarters. As is Prefect. And this does not appear to be a social call. Scrad keeps his eyes, and the gun-shaped object in the pocket of their hoodie trained on Prefect, as Charlie addresses everyone, stretching forward on his stalk to peer into the comm's camera.]

Okay. Here's the deal: we want off this boat, and we want off it now. So unless you wanna see something unpleasant happen to this guy-

[Charlie jerks his head in Prefect's direction. Scrad nods.]

-...I'd suggest somebody get with the getting.

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That isn't what I asked.

Who cares what you asked, that's what's important.

[Charlie says.]

Do you this a lot? Answer for each other.

We have two heads.

[Scrad says.]

You get the one you get.

[Charlie adds.]

Do you... work together or does someone in particular take credit for this idiotic idea?

What's it matter?

[Scrad asks.]

If we weren't working together, don'tcha think you'd know it?

[Charlie snarks.]

So you're both complete idiots.

Yeah, what's your point?

[Scrad asks flatly.]

That this is an idiotic idea and you need to let that man go.

Nope.

[Says Scrad.]

Nope.

[Says Charlie.]

That's a double nope.

[Says Scrad.]

Also a double negative.

A wha?

[Asks Charlie.]

I'm completely not surprised.

Let the man go. You would've done something by now if you were going to.

We are doing something. It's this. This is what we're doing.

[Says Scrad.]

And it's not going to work like you want.

Nothing ever does!

[Scrad declares.]

Yeah, so there.

[Charlie agrees. AND THEY SURE SHOWED YOU.]

[You are worse than Merlin :|]

Then what are you still arguing for?

What are you still arguing for?

[Echoes Charlie, in way that might seem sarcastic. But also he may be actually asking, because they don't know.]

You're holding a hostage. [Is that not obvious?]

Thanks for noticing.

[Says Charlie.]

Now you answer my question.

What was it?

[Scrad asks.]

[Do you know what you two need? A good smack to the heads.]

If you know this is going to fail, then why are you still playing at it?

[Probably. They are fluent in that language.]

What else were we gonna do?

[Charlie asks, rhetorically.]

[Arthur wrote the dictionary for it :c]

If you need a hobby, I'm sure one can be found for you that doesn't endanger innocent people.

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