The One With The Famous Child Actor [Video + Spam]

[twoheadsofcabbage]

[There's a two-headed boy on screen. He's fairly big for his age. Well-fed. Robust. And he's dressed in a complicatedly folded toga. And he's staring. Both of him are. Just staring. Both of his heads are the same size, and the one attached traditionally to his shoulders looks particularly lost. He's attempting to duck behind his second head, which is at this point in their development slightly too heavy for its neck-stalk.

They squirm slightly. They are, for once, not in Scrad/Charlie's spectacularly consumerist room. They'd awoken there, but they have no idea why, or how it happened, or whose things those are, and they're quite sure that they are now in trouble. Because they're always in trouble.

Which is why they've seated themselves on the floor in the hallway and are staring warily at all of you, with your one single heads. Is this their punishment?

Good job. It's terrifying.]


((SPAM. They're on Level 3, in the hallway, being a tripping hazard. Feel free to run into them. Literally. They do not have The Shining.))

Comments

[spam]

[can_has_vodka]

Oh no! Someone tried to hit you already? Oh you poor thing--person--people. Where'd he hit you? Do you need it seen to?

[spam]

[twoheadsofcabbage]

Here.

[Says the second head, as they point down at the floor. He hit them here, in the hallway.]

[spam]

[can_has_vodka]

[Oo, boy, they don't seem very br--okay, she's going to be nice anyway. Good girls are nice.]

No, I um, meant, where are you hurt on your body?

[spam]

[twoheadsofcabbage]

[They both shake their heads no.]

He said yield.

[Repeats Charlie.]

[spam]

[can_has_vodka]

...oh. One of those. Well. Let's get you up off this cold floor. Mum showed me how to make tea. We'll put a hot drink or two into you....