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Scrad/Charlie ([personal profile] twoheadsofcabbage) wrote2012-10-22 02:11 pm

The One With The Famous Child Actor [Video + Spam]

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[There's a two-headed boy on screen. He's fairly big for his age. Well-fed. Robust. And he's dressed in a complicatedly folded toga. And he's staring. Both of him are. Just staring. Both of his heads are the same size, and the one attached traditionally to his shoulders looks particularly lost. He's attempting to duck behind his second head, which is at this point in their development slightly too heavy for its neck-stalk.

They squirm slightly. They are, for once, not in Scrad/Charlie's spectacularly consumerist room. They'd awoken there, but they have no idea why, or how it happened, or whose things those are, and they're quite sure that they are now in trouble. Because they're always in trouble.

Which is why they've seated themselves on the floor in the hallway and are staring warily at all of you, with your one single heads. Is this their punishment?

Good job. It's terrifying.]


((SPAM. They're on Level 3, in the hallway, being a tripping hazard. Feel free to run into them. Literally. They do not have The Shining.))
most_feared: (k - he just won't shut up)

[personal profile] most_feared 2012-10-22 09:15 pm (UTC)(link)
[The biggest line-face. He comes on and while he knows the ship will make them understand English, he opts for their language.]

I bet you're a little lost, there, Buckaroo. Do you know what floor you're on?
most_feared: (k - not listening)

[personal profile] most_feared 2012-10-22 09:48 pm (UTC)(link)
[Oh... the both of you are still a touch on the derpy side. It's okay. He can work with it.] There's probably a door near you. Do you mind reading the number to me?
most_feared: (k - can't we all be friends)

[personal profile] most_feared 2012-10-22 10:51 pm (UTC)(link)
You didn't do anything wrong. [Which is weird.] I'm coming to get you. My name is Agent K, and I'm a member of the Men in Black. I live on Earth. [Usually.]
tinyprat: (i made this slingshot)

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[personal profile] tinyprat 2012-10-23 05:19 am (UTC)(link)
[So Arthur's exploring. He has a little wooden sword tucked into his belt, which actually comes in handy when he rounds the corner and there's some two headed thing.

The wooden sword is really only good for practice and giving people bruises but Arthur waves it at him anyway.]

Get back, you monster!
tinyprat: (prince of camelot)

spam - aha my notifs are all screwed up right now :c

[personal profile] tinyprat 2012-10-24 03:02 pm (UTC)(link)
[Arthur doesn't really look like he knows what to do, because monsters are supposed to make horrible noises and then he's supposed to fight bravely and that's that. They aren't supposed to just stare at you and then point.

So he waves his sword again.] Back!
tinyprat: (i made this slingshot)

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[personal profile] tinyprat 2012-10-25 05:21 pm (UTC)(link)
[This isn't really going to be the battle of legends but Arthur's going to say that he fought a terrible monster and won.]

That's right. Be afraid of the might of Camelot.

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sharpememory: (Kid perturbed)

[personal profile] sharpememory 2012-10-24 08:37 am (UTC)(link)
Why do you have two heads? It's gross. Can I catch it?
sharpememory: (Kid perturbed)

[personal profile] sharpememory 2012-10-29 01:22 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, did you get transformation worked or something?
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[personal profile] sharpememory 2012-10-29 01:28 am (UTC)(link)
Then how'd you end up with two heads?

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[personal profile] can_has_vodka 2012-10-24 02:56 pm (UTC)(link)
[A cute little girl with black pigtails and purple eyes bounces around the corner carrying a bowl of cookies. She wishes she knew where the others are, but she's alleviating the loneliness by poking around into as many minds as she can. People on this Barge are weird and have a lot of hangups, even as kids.]

[She pauses when she sees the little two-headed guy in robes, then wanders over.]

Hi! Are you lost? Do you want a cookie? [Cookies fix everything.]
can_has_vodka: (whisper)

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[personal profile] can_has_vodka 2012-10-25 12:29 am (UTC)(link)
[She comes over and flops down cross-legged in front of him, smoothing her little print dress over her legs before holding out the bowl of chockachip cookies.]

Here. You should try these. Are you magic? I'm magic, but I only have the one head.
can_has_vodka: (worried)

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[personal profile] can_has_vodka 2012-10-28 05:09 pm (UTC)(link)
We should get you up out of the hallway. It's cold on that floor and some people might be nasty to you if they think you're helpless.

C'n I ask you a question? Are you two people with one body or one person with two heads? Also have you ever seen anyone with one head before because you look like you haven't? Are you from another planet? What's it like? Oo, careful, you might give yourselves a belly-ache.

Have you ever had eggs? Francis taught me to scramble them and the chicken keeps pooing out more. Oh, and is that robe comfortable? Seems like you'd trip over it.

[Wait, that was like six questions. Oh well.]

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[personal profile] sees_monsters 2012-10-25 08:56 am (UTC)(link)
Your heads look funny.
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[personal profile] sees_monsters 2012-10-29 09:11 am (UTC)(link)
I don't know. People just don't have that many heads.

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