The One With The Famous Child Actor [Video + Spam]

[twoheadsofcabbage]

[There's a two-headed boy on screen. He's fairly big for his age. Well-fed. Robust. And he's dressed in a complicatedly folded toga. And he's staring. Both of him are. Just staring. Both of his heads are the same size, and the one attached traditionally to his shoulders looks particularly lost. He's attempting to duck behind his second head, which is at this point in their development slightly too heavy for its neck-stalk.

They squirm slightly. They are, for once, not in Scrad/Charlie's spectacularly consumerist room. They'd awoken there, but they have no idea why, or how it happened, or whose things those are, and they're quite sure that they are now in trouble. Because they're always in trouble.

Which is why they've seated themselves on the floor in the hallway and are staring warily at all of you, with your one single heads. Is this their punishment?

Good job. It's terrifying.]


((SPAM. They're on Level 3, in the hallway, being a tripping hazard. Feel free to run into them. Literally. They do not have The Shining.))

Comments

[most_feared]

[The biggest line-face. He comes on and while he knows the ship will make them understand English, he opts for their language.]

I bet you're a little lost, there, Buckaroo. Do you know what floor you're on?

[twoheadsofcabbage]

[The first thing they look for is his second head, which is of course absent. They shouldn't be entirely surprised: he is talking to them and not to and about himself, after all.

Nothing can even begin to clue them in on what a Buckaroo is, though.]

This one.

[The boy's main head eventually supplies, pointing at the floor they're sitting on. They aren't being smart. You can tell because they're them.]

[most_feared]

[Oh... the both of you are still a touch on the derpy side. It's okay. He can work with it.] There's probably a door near you. Do you mind reading the number to me?

[twoheadsofcabbage]

[They turn and look at the door to what they aren't aware is actually their cabin. There certainly are incomprehensible squiggles on it. The head that will one day be known as Charlie gets the bright idea to point their comm at it. 312. Not that they know that is says that.]

I didn't mean to.

[Main-Scrad says.]

[most_feared]

You didn't do anything wrong. [Which is weird.] I'm coming to get you. My name is Agent K, and I'm a member of the Men in Black. I live on Earth. [Usually.]

[twoheadsofcabbage]

[It's weird for them too.]

To get me?

[Secondary Scrad echoes, as if they're not sure why anyone would want to do that. They also don't know what an "Earth" or a "Men in Black" is, but Ehjentkay is a pretty exotic name.]