twoheadsofcabbage | The One With The Famous Child Actor [Video + Spam]

[There's a two-headed boy on screen. He's fairly big for his age. Well-fed. Robust. And he's dressed in a complicatedly folded toga. And he's staring. Both of him are. Just staring. Both of his heads are the same size, and the one attached traditionally to his shoulders looks particularly lost. He's attempting to duck behind his second head, which is at this point in their development slightly too heavy for its neck-stalk.

They squirm slightly. They are, for once, not in Scrad/Charlie's spectacularly consumerist room. They'd awoken there, but they have no idea why, or how it happened, or whose things those are, and they're quite sure that they are now in trouble. Because they're always in trouble.

Which is why they've seated themselves on the floor in the hallway and are staring warily at all of you, with your one single heads. Is this their punishment?

Good job. It's terrifying.]

((SPAM. They're on Level 3, in the hallway, being a tripping hazard. Feel free to run into them. Literally. They do not have The Shining.))

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[They don't know the meaning of the word! ...Literally. They try to swat the sword away without touching it, as if they think it could make them fall over more.]

[... that confuses Arthur. He jabs the sword against them and frowns down at them.]

I said yield.

[They stay down this time, gazing at him with four pairs of watery eyes.]

[Monsters aren't supposed to cry. Arthur pauses for a moment, and then his conviction comes back. Father said to never let the enemy see your doubt. Father said that all monsters are the sworn enemies of Camelot. But Arthur's not an idiot, he knows he can't kill them with a wooden sword, so he takes it back.]

I thought so.

[And then he turns on his heel and walks off.]

The One With The Famous Child Actor [Video + Spam]

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