The One With The Two Heads: Video

[twoheadsofcabbage]

[There's a man on screen. A scruffy-looking man who's recently been in a fight. His lip is split and bleeding, and there's a chunk of hair missing from one side of his head. He stares into the camera with unfocused eyes. His jaw works silently for a moment. Eventually he slurs:]

Did anybody...catch the plate on that Arquillian cru-...

[His eyes roll back in his head and he drops like a ton of bricks. The communicator lands with a clatter, camera still focused on the man's face. And then another voice pipes up. It is, in fact, the same voice.]

Oh, you did not just pass out. Scrad? Scra-ad!

[No one named Scrad responds. The man on the floor remains still. His eyes are closed. His mouth has not moved. It continues not to move as his disembodied voice quips:]

Annnnnnnnnd the champ! Is! Down!

Comments

[most_feared]

[Well, you know what then? He might as well tell him.] She's dead, by the way. Sarleena. And she's not here.

[Thank god.]

[twoheadsofcabbage]

[it's Charlie who thinks to ask:]

All of her?

[She is made up of a lot of little squirmy things...]

[most_feared]

Yeah. I got every last bit of her.

[twoheadsofcabbage]

So that saves us from having to fax her our resignation.

[Scrad remains silent.]