twoheadsofcabbage: (Important!)
Scrad/Charlie ([personal profile] twoheadsofcabbage) wrote2012-06-08 11:49 am

The One With The Chatty Cathy's: Video

[Scrad eyes their comm as the hallway passes behind them. They're doing a walk-and-talk: just like on The West Wing! That show is hilarious. Human politics.]

So. Why is everybody introducing themselves and asking if anybody's out there? Is this an invasion?

[Charlie pops onto screen and says:]

Because we, for one, welcome our new already welcomed overlords, and are eager to submit our resume. References available on request.


[Happy 4th Wall Day! 4th wall away!]
photosympathy: (Pixie smile)

[personal profile] photosympathy 2012-06-08 07:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Yo, so I'm not an overlord, but could I see your resume anyway? I'm thinking about going into the henchman/minion line of work, but my only work experience was volunteering at an allotment, so yeah, it'd be a big help.
photosympathy: (Yeah but you're a big poo poo face)

[personal profile] photosympathy 2012-06-08 07:39 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm a serious applicant! I'd make a totally killer minion. I have my own transportation, a crappy but reliable work ethic, and I'm a vegan, so I could get in with PETA, and you know those guys are grade-a evil.

Maybe I could be your intern? Like, to learn the evil ropes?

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[personal profile] giselle_magic 2012-06-08 08:04 pm (UTC)(link)
You are both sooo cute, oh my goodness! It's like have a friend always at your side! Forever! How awesome would that be?

[personal profile] giselle_magic 2012-06-08 08:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Now you're just being silly! What could be more awesome than a good friend?

that wins the internet

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<3

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[personal profile] gottaseethemall 2012-06-08 08:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, no, definitely not an invasion. ...unless this is the possible future where one of your heads is a vampire and the other one is a werewolf.

[personal profile] gottaseethemall 2012-06-08 08:52 pm (UTC)(link)
You only feed on animal blood. But if you asked, then we aren't in it. Good, good. I don't think K is in the mood for fighting thirsty Betelgeuses. The lack of pie can be depressing, you know.

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agentj: (Well? | Questioning.)

[personal profile] agentj 2012-06-09 01:07 am (UTC)(link)
You can list me as one of those references if you want. I've got glowing things to say about you.
agentj: (No. You won't. | Calm)

[personal profile] agentj 2012-06-09 02:22 am (UTC)(link)
That depends. Let me roll out the list here...

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[personal profile] vbabe 2012-06-09 04:10 am (UTC)(link)
[WELL SOMEBODY'S GOT TO SAY IT AND IT MAY AS WELL BE MINAKO]

You've got two heads.

[personal profile] vbabe 2012-06-09 04:22 am (UTC)(link)
I've never seen a two headed person before.

[IS THIS A MONSTER? It's probably a monster...]

So, how does that work? Do you each think different things? What are your names? Or do you even have different names?

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alpha_of_mib: (scheme)

[personal profile] alpha_of_mib 2012-06-09 04:35 am (UTC)(link)
Obsequious and idiotic as ever.

Scrad. Charlie. [Alpha looks at them both in turn, although he lingers a little longer on Charlie with a gaze like there's a part of him contemplating how he would go about cutting Charlie from Scrad's body.]
alpha_of_mib: (dark pondering)

[personal profile] alpha_of_mib 2012-06-09 04:54 am (UTC)(link)
For an information broker, you're woefully uninformed.

But I certainly know you. [Alpha keeps track of all the resident aliens on Earth.] Serleena's little pet.

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Threadjack!

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alalheyal: (oh crap i am allergic to birds)

[personal profile] alalheyal 2012-06-09 05:10 am (UTC)(link)
Two heads; I've gotta be dreaming. [He shakes his head, speaking to himself rather than to Scrad and Charlie.] What is it that makes you dream weird shit if you eat it before bed, cheese? I must'a been chowing down on a whooole lot of cheese before bedtime this time. I guess that'll teach me, huh?
alalheyal: (this is the exact opposite of good)

[personal profile] alalheyal 2012-06-09 07:00 am (UTC)(link)
Look, pal, you're a guy with two heads. I've seen some weird stuff in my time, but that is just too weird to be anything but a dream.

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flashy_magic: (Explaining)

[personal profile] flashy_magic 2012-06-09 06:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Scrad...Charlie...this is not an invasion, and you really should be more careful to check out potential employers before offering to submit your resume.
flashy_magic: (Default)

[personal profile] flashy_magic 2012-06-09 06:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Sometimes there are safer options than beating or joining them. Like hiding and not letting them know you're there in the first place. Always a good option with invasions until you know if they'd hire you or just kill you. Or make you kill someone.

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