Scrad/Charlie (
twoheadsofcabbage) wrote2012-06-08 11:49 am
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The One With The Chatty Cathy's: Video
[Scrad eyes their comm as the hallway passes behind them. They're doing a walk-and-talk: just like on The West Wing! That show is hilarious. Human politics.]
So. Why is everybody introducing themselves and asking if anybody's out there? Is this an invasion?
[Charlie pops onto screen and says:]
Because we, for one, welcome our new already welcomed overlords, and are eager to submit our resume. References available on request.
[Happy 4th Wall Day! 4th wall away!]
So. Why is everybody introducing themselves and asking if anybody's out there? Is this an invasion?
[Charlie pops onto screen and says:]
Because we, for one, welcome our new already welcomed overlords, and are eager to submit our resume. References available on request.
[Happy 4th Wall Day! 4th wall away!]
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[Scrad says. Charlie adds:]
But you've got it better than you think: most unpaid Earth internships are basically evil anyway. Focus on your special skills.
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Maybe I could be your intern? Like, to learn the evil ropes?
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[Charlie tells his bodymate. Scrad turns his attention to the girl.]
I mean, not that we're not flattered, but we're not really a give orders kind of guys. And who are you anyway?
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Nnnnnooot always that awesome?
[Scrad declares. Charlie glares at him.]
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that wins the internet
I was amost sorry to say masturbate in front of her. Almost.
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Congrats: they may be speachless. There's a first time for everything.]
How would that even work?
[Scrad asks, unfortunately.]
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[Scrad drawls. Charlie asks:]
You mad? About that thing?
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You've got two heads.
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[Scrad agrees. Charlie says:]
Thank you?
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[IS THIS A MONSTER? It's probably a monster...]
So, how does that work? Do you each think different things? What are your names? Or do you even have different names?
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Scrad. Charlie. [Alpha looks at them both in turn, although he lingers a little longer on Charlie with a gaze like there's a part of him contemplating how he would go about cutting Charlie from Scrad's body.]
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[Scrad says, hesitantly. Charlie withdraws slightly into their backpack. He sees that look. He doesn't like it. He asks:]
Do we know you?
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But I certainly know you. [Alpha keeps track of all the resident aliens on Earth.] Serleena's little pet.
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Threadjack!
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I'm no dream, jackass.
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[Scrad says. Charlie does not finish the sentiment.]
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