The One With The Chatty Cathy's: Video

[twoheadsofcabbage]

[Scrad eyes their comm as the hallway passes behind them. They're doing a walk-and-talk: just like on The West Wing! That show is hilarious. Human politics.]

So. Why is everybody introducing themselves and asking if anybody's out there? Is this an invasion?

[Charlie pops onto screen and says:]

Because we, for one, welcome our new already welcomed overlords, and are eager to submit our resume. References available on request.


[Happy 4th Wall Day! 4th wall away!]

Comments

[photosympathy]

Yo, so I'm not an overlord, but could I see your resume anyway? I'm thinking about going into the henchman/minion line of work, but my only work experience was volunteering at an allotment, so yeah, it'd be a big help.

[giselle_magic]

You are both sooo cute, oh my goodness! It's like have a friend always at your side! Forever! How awesome would that be?

[gottaseethemall]

Oh, no, definitely not an invasion. ...unless this is the possible future where one of your heads is a vampire and the other one is a werewolf.

[agentj]

You can list me as one of those references if you want. I've got glowing things to say about you.

[vbabe]

[WELL SOMEBODY'S GOT TO SAY IT AND IT MAY AS WELL BE MINAKO]

You've got two heads.

[alpha_of_mib]

Obsequious and idiotic as ever.

Scrad. Charlie. [Alpha looks at them both in turn, although he lingers a little longer on Charlie with a gaze like there's a part of him contemplating how he would go about cutting Charlie from Scrad's body.]

[alalheyal]

Two heads; I've gotta be dreaming. [He shakes his head, speaking to himself rather than to Scrad and Charlie.] What is it that makes you dream weird shit if you eat it before bed, cheese? I must'a been chowing down on a whooole lot of cheese before bedtime this time. I guess that'll teach me, huh?

[flashy_magic]

Scrad...Charlie...this is not an invasion, and you really should be more careful to check out potential employers before offering to submit your resume.