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twoheadsofcabbage) wrote2012-06-13 02:33 pm
twoheadsofcabbage) wrote2012-06-13 02:33 pm
The One Without The Translator
[There's a two headed man recording himself in the third floor common room. The hair on both of his heads is a little longer than it normally is, and they are both clean-shaven. His smaller head looks less like it has been repeatedly punched in the face, but they still aren't completely identical.
They are wearing a toga.
It has been expertly folded and tucked around them, like fabric origami. They're also heavier, although it's hard to tell in the toga. The long neck stalk the smaller head is attached by is entirely uncovered, and the result is...a little phallic.
They both look confused. They turn to each other. The larger head turns back to the camera and says:]
&##*^))i>%*~?
[Which roughly means something like 'Greetings. What in the fuck?', but you can also use your imagination.]
They are wearing a toga.
It has been expertly folded and tucked around them, like fabric origami. They're also heavier, although it's hard to tell in the toga. The long neck stalk the smaller head is attached by is entirely uncovered, and the result is...a little phallic.
They both look confused. They turn to each other. The larger head turns back to the camera and says:]
&##*^))i>%*~?
[Which roughly means something like 'Greetings. What in the fuck?', but you can also use your imagination.]
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Kinda figured; what with the whole tall with two heads gig.
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What?
[Scrad asks.]
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Big?
[Scrad repeats. They're considered unattractively thin on their home planet.]
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I do not.
[They think they don't, anyway. They're not actually entirely sure what she means.]
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[Scrad asks. They are, in fact, asking who she is, not if she's getting anything, but even if their English were better, their social skills would still be terrible. They spend most of their time being spoken at.]
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[Says Scrad's larger head, who along with his smaller head now thinks her name is 'Yeahiam'.]
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This language is terrible.
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You...said kidding...
[Scrad says.]
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[Asks Charlie, whose voice and speech patterns are identical to Scrad's.]
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[Says Scrad.]
Why do you ask?
[No, seriously: why?]
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[Asks Charlie-Scrad.]
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H...mmm?
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What?
[The larger head asks their toes.]
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