The One From Russia With Love [Video]

[twoheadsofcabbage]

[Interior: the boys' cabin. As green and cluttered as usual. The boys are dressed like a hipster's closet vomited on them, and appear to either be working on a beard, or are too lazy to shave. The theme to 'Friends' plays. It is not in English. Charlie turns to the screen and says (in Russian):]

English sucks, by the way.

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[twoheadsofcabbage]

Okay, we won't.

[Scrad agrees, agreeably enough. And if you had said the opposite...why would you? But they would have done as instructed. It just never would have occurred to them on their own.]

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[timesbureaucrat]

Good.

[If only all his potential enemies were this easy to convince to not try to hurt him.]

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[twoheadsofcabbage]

You aren't planning to...something...too, right?

[Charlie asks.]

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[timesbureaucrat]

I'm planning a lot of things. [He's a Time Lord and a spy; he's always planning things.]

But I'm not planning anything against you. You've done nothing to give me reason to.

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[twoheadsofcabbage]

[Whoa. That was, like, almost a compliment.]

Right. Right.

[Scrad murmurs.]

Y'know, if you needed anything...whenever...

[Charlie begins. Scrad finishes:]

We could probably do it.

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[timesbureaucrat]

["I don't actively hate you" is sort of a nice thing to say by Narvin standards, given that he doesn't do niceness well. Although he doesn't know what to make of their offer to help him out sometime.]

I'll keep that in mind.