The One From Russia With Love [Video]

[twoheadsofcabbage]

[Interior: the boys' cabin. As green and cluttered as usual. The boys are dressed like a hipster's closet vomited on them, and appear to either be working on a beard, or are too lazy to shave. The theme to 'Friends' plays. It is not in English. Charlie turns to the screen and says (in Russian):]

English sucks, by the way.

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[timesbureaucrat]

I'm planning a lot of things. [He's a Time Lord and a spy; he's always planning things.]

But I'm not planning anything against you. You've done nothing to give me reason to.

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[twoheadsofcabbage]

[Whoa. That was, like, almost a compliment.]

Right. Right.

[Scrad murmurs.]

Y'know, if you needed anything...whenever...

[Charlie begins. Scrad finishes:]

We could probably do it.

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[timesbureaucrat]

["I don't actively hate you" is sort of a nice thing to say by Narvin standards, given that he doesn't do niceness well. Although he doesn't know what to make of their offer to help him out sometime.]

I'll keep that in mind.