The One From Russia With Love [Video]

[twoheadsofcabbage]

[Interior: the boys' cabin. As green and cluttered as usual. The boys are dressed like a hipster's closet vomited on them, and appear to either be working on a beard, or are too lazy to shave. The theme to 'Friends' plays. It is not in English. Charlie turns to the screen and says (in Russian):]

English sucks, by the way.

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[most_feared]

Because you realized you liked something you never knew you liked?

[twoheadsofcabbage]

No. We knew we liked Earth.

[Scrad mutters. Charlie adds:]

We have one of those t-shirts.

[They <3 NY.]

[most_feared]

[It's because he told you about the phallicness of your neck, isn't it?]

I doubt you're alone in thinking that.

[He doesn't seem to mind what happened to him, though. It actually did him some good.]

[twoheadsofcabbage]

[Not even that (although Charlie is wrapped completely and securely in one of his many mysterious extra sleeves, even though Scrad currently has both of his sleeves as well).]

Nobody needed to see that.

[Scrad grumbles. Charlie agrees:]

Not even us.

[most_feared]

You didn't seem all that happy there. [Understatement is go.]

[twoheadsofcabbage]

[Scrad snorts. Charlie says:]

You think? The place sucks Remoolian balls.