The One From Russia With Love [Video]

[twoheadsofcabbage]

[Interior: the boys' cabin. As green and cluttered as usual. The boys are dressed like a hipster's closet vomited on them, and appear to either be working on a beard, or are too lazy to shave. The theme to 'Friends' plays. It is not in English. Charlie turns to the screen and says (in Russian):]

English sucks, by the way.

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[persuadeyou]

...Dare I ask?

[twoheadsofcabbage]

The usual this-place crap. Turned into somebody we aren't. Again.

[Scrad says. Charlie explains:]

Well, somebody we coulda been, I guess. Not that that's any better. The homeworld is basically a big ball of suck.

[persuadeyou]

Oh. That one.

[Hn no keep the focus on him, she doesn't want to talk about this one.] What's the homeworld like?

[twoheadsofcabbage]

Everybody's really into themselves.

[Charlie says.

Draw your own conclusion.]

[persuadeyou]

[Welp.] And everyone's got...two personalities?

[twoheadsofcabbage]

Two heads.

[Scrad corrects her. Charlie says:]

Saying you've got two personalities is a great way to get locked up on our planet.

[persuadeyou]

Oh. Sorry. Is that why you left?

[twoheadsofcabbage]

We just never felt like we fit in.

[Charlie says.]

[persuadeyou]

I'm not really surprised.