The One With One Head [Video]

[twoheadsofcabbage]

[Scrad is looking angry. And alone. No backpack. No Charlie. He shakes slightly as he speaks.]

I want. The rest of my body back. Right. Now.

If I don't get it, I'm gonna...

[Scrad's eyes dart to the side, and his mouth opens and closes soundlessly, before he just cuts the the feed. Charlie would know what they were gonna do, but he has no idea.]

Comments

[buywithme]

Would it make you feel better if I just chattered inanely at you for a while?

[That sounds a bit like an insult, but it's delivered with utter sincerity.]

I'm sorry, Comrade, I think this is one of those situations that no one else here can ever fully understand.

[twoheadsofcabbage]

No shit.

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...it might.

[buywithme]

So. What do you think of all the ladies on this boat? Or possibly the gentlemen? I personally like all the ladies with green skin, but only for their personalities.

I think maybe having green skin teaches a person to be more forceful than they would normally be, but I've only known a few people with green skin, so you might have a larger sample size to draw a conclusion from on this matter?

[Mainly what he remembers you talking about recently was space babes, so that's his casting off point here.]

[twoheadsofcabbage]

What?

[Scrad is completely confused, mostly because of the two of them, Charlie is usually the one who does the thinking about anything sexual.]