The One With One Head [Video]

[twoheadsofcabbage]

[Scrad is looking angry. And alone. No backpack. No Charlie. He shakes slightly as he speaks.]

I want. The rest of my body back. Right. Now.

If I don't get it, I'm gonna...

[Scrad's eyes dart to the side, and his mouth opens and closes soundlessly, before he just cuts the the feed. Charlie would know what they were gonna do, but he has no idea.]

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[private]

[can_has_vodka]

[OK. Her boys (or boy) upset is enough to make Arkady at least try not to be a complete bitch.]

Scrad. Hey. Hey. Look. It's just a flood. It is temporary.

...fuck, I'm no good at this right now.

Look. I can't fucking get him back for you but I can be company and I can bring you booze or whatever. Okay? That I can do.

[timesbureaucrat]

You'll get it back in a few days. In the meantime, there's nothing much we can do. I've had to cope with only having one heart before, you'll have to cope with only having half a brain.

[umgekehrt]

...

[Sooner or later he'll run into Omar and lose his scars, but even that isn't quite the same. Hush, don't tell anyone he has empathy.]

Is there pain?

[What do you say?]

[truth_is_cold]

I woke up without parts, too.

They used to remove them on a regular basis. They still do.

[His mouth hurts a little. And he's so hungry.] It's not pleasant, no. [And he's not telling him to deal with it, because fuck it. He likes his boneblades.]

[buywithme]

Would it make you feel better if I just chattered inanely at you for a while?

[That sounds a bit like an insult, but it's delivered with utter sincerity.]

I'm sorry, Comrade, I think this is one of those situations that no one else here can ever fully understand.

[huge_egomd]

...

What happened to the little dude?

[Video]

[flashy_magic]

Um...

[Drake is quiet for a little bit, then a little Drake head pops up from behind him and says,]

What he means to say is, he thinks he has your head. Or at least, another him-like version of Charlie, because I'm not Charlie. I'm Drake. Drake the second?

[Drake, the main Drake, looks at the little head, annoyed.]

Do you ever shut up? Blimey. [He then turns his attention back to Scrad.] Charlie will be back. I don't know where the real Charlie is right now, and I'm willing to bet you got a piece of me, too, but it's not quite the same. My powers aren't aware and aren't...a person like Charlie is.

[notafuckingnut]

Gonna....?

[Poke. Poke. Because clearly it's a wonderful idea to annoy the angry guy.]