The One With No Good-Byes [Video]

[twoheadsofcabbage]

[The boys are standing in front of a Barge-normal door. You know what that means kids...]

Our warden flew the coop.

[Scrad announces flatly. Charlie sarcastically adds:]

Big surprise.

[Actually, it is. They liked Drake; thought he was an okay guy. Trusted him, kinda. Almost. This hurts.

Don't expect them to admit that, though.]

Comments

[ichoosefight]

Ooooh, burn. My manly sensibilities are hurt.

[twoheadsofcabbage]

You started it.

[Scrad mutters. Charlie head-desks into Scrad's shoulder.]

[ichoosefight]

I've learned my lesson, it'll never happen again.

[twoheadsofcabbage]

Good.

[Scrad blurts.]

Sorry, he forgets how to communicate with your species sometimes.

[Charlie says.]

[ichoosefight]

Would that be humans, or females?

[twoheadsofcabbage]

Females.

[Charlie says. Scrad shuts his eyes.]

Shut up, Charlie.

[ichoosefight]

[ She laughs. ] Call it a lucky guess.

[twoheadsofcabbage]

Ha ha, both of you laugh it up. Maybe I should just live in a backpack and let you deal with everything.

[Scrad sulks.]

I wish.

[Charlie replies.]

[ichoosefight]

Oh, come on. That's no way to deal with a crush.

[twoheadsofcabbage]

I don't have a crush!

[Scrad yelps. Behind him, Charlie mouths he has a crush, because it's important to be a dick to your sibling when the opportunity arises.]

[ichoosefight]

[ She busts out laughing. ]

Okay, okay, you don't have a crush. You still shouldn't live in a backpack.

[twoheadsofcabbage]

Hey, don't knock the backpack.

[Says Charlie.]

[ichoosefight]

Not knocking the backpack, but you gotta get some sun every now and then.

[twoheadsofcabbage]

Humans can't handle that.

[Scrad explains. Charlie adds:]

And I like to sleep in.

[ichoosefight]

What does any of that have to do with anything?

[twoheadsofcabbage]

With us going outside in the sun? Uhhh...

[Says Scrad, who can't seem to vocalize why they would have obvious issues.]

[ichoosefight]

Still waiting here.

[twoheadsofcabbage]

I...have a second head...growing out of my back?

[Scrad pronounces, slowly. Charlie admits:]

It's all true.

[ichoosefight]

And he doesn't need vitamin D?

[twoheadsofcabbage]

No, I need humans not running and screaming. They kick you off the planet for that shit.

[Charlie says.]

[ichoosefight]

You should try rooftops. There's hardly anyone on rooftops during the day.

[twoheadsofcabbage]

There's a reason for that.

[Charlie points out.]

[ichoosefight]

What is it where you're from? Where I'm from it's because you know Batman could be watching you.

I mean he is anyway, he has eyes everywhere, but the roofs are sorta vigilante turf.

[twoheadsofcabbage]

Okay. Where we're from: no roof access; alarm will sound.

[Scrad says. Charlie adds:]

Plus, roofs are boring.

[ichoosefight]

Fire escapes are wonderful things. Don't you ever just read?