Scrad/Charlie (
twoheadsofcabbage) wrote2012-11-03 07:40 pm
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The One Where Of All The Things I've Lost... [video]
[They're in their room. One of them is drumming their fingers on their own knee. They stare into the communicator.]
...Okay, we don't get it.
[Scrad says.
They appear entirely sane. Because clearly they don't have a mind between them to lose.]
...Okay, we don't get it.
[Scrad says.
They appear entirely sane. Because clearly they don't have a mind between them to lose.]
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Get what? Is you even coming out here? Y'all beyond late now.
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[Charlie asks.]
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[Scrad insists.]
There's a whole lot of no sense going around.
[Charlie says.]
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[But Scrad doesn't sound completely sure.]
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Well, maybe a little.
[Charlie allows.]
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...where was I? Oh yes. [She pauses to lean against a giant mushroom.] Meanwhile the hedgehogs have staged a rebellion and someone fired a pepper gun at me, but then the wind shifted. Poor things.
I'll be back once this is over. I'm glad that you're safe.
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Not you too.
[Charlie says.]
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Oo, and watch out, the witch has gone mad and another one's close behind her. There's Mike's Hard in my fridge, key's under the mat and the chickens are fed. We should set you up a LAN party once I get back.
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[Scrad asks.]
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Oo, the snapdragons like bacon! But what are those two idiots doing fighting a giant dodo?
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This...this is hurting a little bit...
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Just watch out for the witches.
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What witches?
[Charlie hopefully quips:]
Sandwiches?
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The witches are brunettes, both of them.
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[Scrad says.]
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So sad that such a pretty place can have such consequences.
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[Scrad asks.]
That's, like, all women.
[Charlie incorrectly declares.]
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[A dragonfly flutters past spouting flames and she squees and starts chasing after it.]
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That's why Sir Francis Drake decided to mount the Columbia and go scuba diving.
[Goddammit! That isn't what he wanted to say at all.]
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[Says Charlie. And then...]
What?
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[And that attempt to tell Scrad and Charlie that he's out of sorts, while successful in its own way, is not helping at all. It's not even anything that would remind him of the original intention.]
Where went your butterfly warrior? [Okay, that could almost be Arkady.]
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[Charlie says.]
You can't take this?!?
[Scrad exclaims.]
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[He can't take it either, guys. He kind of hates it. He's planning on just leaving it at that.]
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You know what, Kay? We're sorry. What do you have to say to that?
[Charlie whips around to face his twin.]
We are? I mean, well, yeah we are.
[Scrad nods.]
We're sorry for everything we did. We're sorry about Ben, and Jay's back and, uh, your daughter.
[Charlie repeats.]
We're sorry about your daughter.
[They're both sounding pretty earnest about now.]
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It's fortunate, because nothing he'd say would make sense. But, they're sorry? He was the one that got in the relationship he shouldn't have been in. He was the one who-
No. No he couldn't ever be apologetic for the existence of his daughter. As many times as he managed to save the Earth giving her a normal life on it had been just as important. He loves his daughter, and he loved her even when he didn't have her. So no, no it's not his fault for being personally involved. She doesn't deserve that.
She didn't deserve anything that happened to her. Not watching the man who raised her die. Not being ripped from her home. Not living without both parents. Not being kidnapped...]
He just clears his throat and cuts the feed. At least Scrad's done him a favor in fixing his attempts to talk. Now everything gets to bounce around in his head for a bit, because there's really not anything he can do with it.]
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[Scrad states, obviously. Charlie rolls his eyes.]
What'd you expect?