The One With The Empty Hand: Video

[twoheadsofcabbage]

[They stand in their room with their arms crossed. They're knee deep in Human detritus, as usual and yet: they don't look happy. Charlie complains first:]

What the suck? Who decided you can't take it with you?

[Scrad grumbles:]

We worked hard for that loot.

[Charlie adds:]

Yeah, we looted hard for it.

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[twoheadsofcabbage]

It was already there.

[Scrad insists. Charlie adds:]

Plus, we're no heroes.

[timesbureaucrat]

I'm no hero either. I simply dislike a world falling to pieces while I'm on it.

[twoheadsofcabbage]

Nobody likes that.

[Charlie says.]

But it's not like there was any bomb for us to not set off this time.

[timesbureaucrat]

I should have put you to work. I'm sure I could have found something constructive for you to do.

[twoheadsofcabbage]

Such as?

[Charlie asks.]

[timesbureaucrat]

Information gathering, most likely.

[twoheadsofcabbage]

If we knew you wanted it, we coulda got between lootings.

[Scrad says. Charlie adds:]

We multitask.