Scrad/Charlie (
twoheadsofcabbage) wrote2012-05-31 11:56 pm
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The One With The Empty Hand: Video
[They stand in their room with their arms crossed. They're knee deep in Human detritus, as usual and yet: they don't look happy. Charlie complains first:]
What the suck? Who decided you can't take it with you?
[Scrad grumbles:]
We worked hard for that loot.
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Yeah, we looted hard for it.
What the suck? Who decided you can't take it with you?
[Scrad grumbles:]
We worked hard for that loot.
[Charlie adds:]
Yeah, we looted hard for it.
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[Scrad whines. Charlie ads:]
All the natives were doing it!
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[Scrad argues. Dumb humans are sort of their peeps, Kay. Smart humans are more likely to throw a hissy in response to Charlie, in their experience.]
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[They're probably not smart humans then, in his opinion. He's picky on that subject.]
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[Charlie asks, like it's a rhetorical question. It's not. They don't know.]
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But how...how do you live like that?
[Charlie wants to know:]
What's even the point?
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[Unless it's a gun. But usually then someone might use it to shoot at him.]
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[Charlie says with a smirk.]
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[Not the sort of supervillain who would create an intricate plot to run off with 20 nuclear warheads or a top secret experimental military submarine or anything like that.]
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[Scrad hisses. They had more than one large flat screen TV in that stash. But even they wouldn't call themselves supervillains. They're aware of where in the villainous hierarchy they fall, and they have no ambition to be any higher up. They have no ambition to be any anything, really.
But an experimental military submarine does sound like a good investment, and had they come across one they most certainly would have sold its location to the highest bidder.]
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[Thanks to the vid feature on the communicator.]
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[Scrad asks, shaking the comm slightly.]
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[Scrad says. Because you can insult them all you like, but step off TV's nuts.]
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How's that supposed to be fun, just being handed stuff without...having to...do...
[Realization. Scrad says:]
We'll make a list.
[They're getting ponies.]
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You're a tease.
[Charlie says.]
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-1 large high quality bean bag chair.
-2 83 inch HD flat-screen TV sets.
-Full set Disney's 'The Country Bears' McDonald's Happy Meal Toys, mint.
-The Clapper.
-2 life-time supplies "zesty lime" flavored Pringles.
-1 banana.
-1 2 person transport vessel, capable of light speed travel with full tank of fuel.
-1 DVD copy M.K. & Ashley Olsen's 'Two of a Kind'.
-'Friends: The Complete Series Collection'.
-1 medium sized male lion skin rug. Must be full roar.
-A hot dog machine?
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21 miniature pony, color: brown.Private - Text
I own a lion, you know. Not on the Barge, though. But he's never going to be a rug.
Anyway, since I'm on a wardenly streak, I think we should discuss the ups and downs of the port. Like...you met people who accepted you, even though they were human. That's good. You stole a bunch of stuff. That's bad. You know, that kind of thing? I mean, if nothing else, it shows that humans aren't all that bad.
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[Charlie says. Scrad rolls his eyes.]
Okay. You discussed it. And?
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