The One With The Ex-Parrot: Video

[twoheadsofcabbage]

[Scrad sits on the zebra-print futon in his puke avocado green room. He has a small television set on his lap, which his arms are wrapped around protectively. He looks shell-shocked. Charlie, who is hovering behind him, looks livid.]

Y'know, normally we're all for pirate simulations? But turning half a guy into a parrot is not cool.

[Scrad agrees:]

Hnnngh.

[...because he's obsessively stroking his own tongue. Charlie twists around until he's facing his bodymate.]

Snap outta it!

Comments

[maybebatman]

[ Give him a moment, please. ]

That's... uh. That's Charlie.

[Video]

[huge_egomd]

[Yep, this is all you're seeing: the image of House's shocked expression. And possibly trying to hide his cane.]

[flashy_magic]

I was turned into a parrot once. I actually had a bit of fun with that.

[Private]

[most_feared]

Are you alright?

[Weird question. Just go with it.]