The One From Russia With Love [Video]

[twoheadsofcabbage]

[Interior: the boys' cabin. As green and cluttered as usual. The boys are dressed like a hipster's closet vomited on them, and appear to either be working on a beard, or are too lazy to shave. The theme to 'Friends' plays. It is not in English. Charlie turns to the screen and says (in Russian):]

English sucks, by the way.

Comments

[batmanschmatman]

[And Dick replies, also in Russian:] It's not the worst language. But I can see why people say it's a hard one to learn.

[most_feared]

Why does English suck?

[Isn't it irritating how Kay always knows what you're saying?]

[flashy_magic]

What? Is that your native language or something?

[persuadeyou]

It can be a bitch.

[strangehistorian]

How fast are you able to learn a language? You were very good during the flood.

[timesbureaucrat]

[Narvin replies, also in Russian.]

Its tenses are completely insufficient, but that's true of most languages.

[Switches to Private, but with Kay also on the filter. 'Cause no sneaking around going on here, no siree. Just trying to tie up the loose ends.]

You told Agent Kay. Well, now you know I was lying.

Although, for the record, you never needed my protection. He's not going to kill you. Not unless you threatened Earth or the lives of other sentients, then he'd almost certainly kill you. [Narvin's version of reassurance, there.] But so long as you're not a threat, you're perfectly safe.